The Green Light

One honeydew melon
5 kiwis
Big bucha kale

Half both the melon and kiwis

Scoop out with spoon

Juice it all.

Gin to juice to level of alcoholism.

Stir in tall glass of ice fast like,

Minute or two or three,

Strain into small glass.

Slice thin lime moon
Twist and then
Dropper in.

The Pale Bright

Four Bosco pears peeled
Three small pickling cucumbers peeled
One parsnip peeled

Juice all above, parsnip last, adding parsnip to taste.

Vodka to juice to your level of alcoholism.

Into a glass of ice, stir leisurely,

Add seltzer water

Squeeze lemon

Peel a lemon
Thin like

Run peel
Round
Rim